350+ Funny Names for a Turtle ( Laugh-Out-Loud)

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When bringing home a new turtle, one of the first big decisions is picking out the perfect funny name to match their cute little reptilian face. From funny puns to pop culture references, we’ve gathered our favorite funny names for a turtle that are sure to make you crack a smile every time you call their name.

Why Choose a Funny Name?

Lightening the mood with a goofy moniker brings some much-needed laughter into caring for your mellow pet turtle. It also helps add to their unique personality. I mean, would you rather tell your friends you have a pet named “Turt Reynolds” or just plain old “Turtle”?

How to Pick the Perfect Funny Turtle Name

When selecting a funky funny name, make sure it fits your turtle’s temperament and quirks. For my shy guy Turtlestein, an eccentric scientist name was ideal. Observe their behaviors for a few days to get inspiration. Slow and steady turtles may enjoy ironic speedy names like “Lightning”. Fitting the name to their shell patterns or colors also never goes out of style.

The Funniest Turtle Names of All Time:

Alright, let’s get to the good stuff. Without further ado, here are my picks for the funniest turtle names that are sure to become instant classics:

  • Shell Silverstein
  • Shellvis Presley
  • Michelangelo
  • Sir Hidesalot
  • Speed Demon
  • PokeMeMon
  • Captain Shell Sparrow
  • Voldetort
  • M.C. Escher
  • Turttlestein
  • Lil Sebastion
  • The Flash
  • Shrek
  • Harry Potterback
  • Usain Bolt
  • Crushington
  • Shellby
  • Blastoise
  • Snap, Crackle, Pop
  • Thomas Shellby
  • Bowser
  • Splinter
  • Crush

And many more! What other funny turtle names can you come up with? I’d love to hear other silly ideas in the comments.

Male Turtle Names:

  1. Turbo
  2. Shellshock
  3. Sir Slows-a-lot
  4. Tank
  5. Quicksand
  6. Squirt
  7. Speedy
  8. Turtleneck
  9. Flash
  10. Bolt
  11. Zoomer
  12. Shelly Belly
  13. Chuckle Shell
  14. Zippy
  15. Snicker Shell
  16. Rocky
  17. Chuck Norris (Chuckle Norris)
  18. Flipper
  19. Dash
  20. Chucklehead

Female Turtle Names:

  1. Turtletina
  2. Speedette
  3. Giggle Gal
  4. Swiftshell
  5. Dolly Dash
  6. Zooma
  7. Sassy Shell
  8. Giggles
  9. Pearl
  10. Bubbles
  11. Twinkle Toes
  12. Snickers
  13. Shelly Belle
  14. Flicker
  15. Zipper
  16. Daisy
  17. Laughing Lady
  18. Spritz
  19. Turtlette
  20. Dazzle

Cute Turtle Names:

  1. Snuggle Shell
  2. Turtlito
  3. Puddle Paws
  4. Cheesecake
  5. Hug-a-Bug
  6. Cutie Pie
  7. Tiny Dancer
  8. Cuddle Bump
  9. Sweetie Shell
  10. Fluffball
  11. Jellybean
  12. Cozy Critter
  13. Marshmallow
  14. Dimples
  15. Pippin
  16. Sparkle
  17. Gummy
  18. Tickle Toes
  19. Sprout
  20. Cupcake

Pet Turtle Names:

  1. Comfy Crunch
  2. Snickersnap
  3. Fuzzy Wuzzy
  4. Ticklish
  5. Biscuit
  6. Snuggle Muffin
  7. Tickle Turt
  8. Mellow Munch
  9. Wigglebutt
  10. Dreamy Doodle
  11. Turtletude
  12. Snugglebug
  13. Purrlock
  14. Gigglesnack
  15. Snickerdoodle
  16. Furrball
  17. Huggle Bunny
  18. Breezy Belly
  19. Jiggly Jelly
  20. Lovebug

Funny Turtle Names:

  1. Chuckleberry
  2. Gigglebox
  3. Wobblebottom
  4. Snicker Noodle
  5. Quirkle
  6. Chuckle Chomp
  7. Guffaw Galore
  8. Jester Shell
  9. Witty Wiggle
  10. Chuckletop
  11. Snortle
  12. Giggletank
  13. Belly Chuckle
  14. Chuckleberry Finn
  15. Quirkmaster
  16. Zany Zoom
  17. Chortle Charm
  18. Chuckleberry Twist
  19. Ticklepickle
  20. Wiggly Wobble

Cool Turtle Names:

  1. Maverick Shell
  2. Shadow Stride
  3. Frostbite
  4. Zen Zephyr
  5. Blaze Shell
  6. Nimbus
  7. Cypher
  8. Volt
  9. Orion
  10. NeoShell
  11. Avalanche
  12. Sonic Surge
  13. Eclipse
  14. Storm Surge
  15. Titan
  16. Cobalt
  17. Phantom
  18. Vortex
  19. Obsidian
  20. Ignition

Famous Turtle Names:

  1. Leonardo (TMNT)
  2. Donatello (TMNT)
  3. Michelangelo (TMNT)
  4. Raphael (TMNT)
  5. Master Splinter (TMNT)
  6. Crush (Finding Nemo)
  7. Franklin (Franklin the Turtle)
  8. Squirt (Finding Nemo)
  9. Yertle (Yertle the Turtle – Dr. Seuss)
  10. Bowser (Super Mario)
  11. Koopa (Super Mario)
  12. Gamera (Japanese monster turtle)
  13. Koopa Troopa (Super Mario)
  14. Turtwig (Pokémon)
  15. Blastoise (Pokémon)
  16. Gamera (Japanese monster turtle)
  17. Franklin (Franklin the Turtle)
  18. Koopa (Super Mario)
  19. Squirtle (Pokémon)
  20. Bowser (Super Mario)

Exotic Turtle Names:

  1. Azura
  2. Zephyros
  3. Kyro
  4. Seraphina
  5. Quetzal
  6. Jazir
  7. Zaraq
  8. Elara
  9. Kairo
  10. Phoenix
  11. Xylo
  12. Zyra
  13. Nebula
  14. Sabre
  15. Orionis
  16. Valkyr
  17. Ulysses
  18. Mirage
  19. Xander
  20. Nebula

Girl Turtle or Tortoise Names:

  1. Turtletessa
  2. Flutter
  3. Seraphina
  4. Luna
  5. Ariel
  6. Juniper
  7. Zoey
  8. Blossom
  9. Giselle
  10. Venus
  11. Celestia
  12. Petal
  13. Athena
  14. Marigold
  15. Crystal
  16. Serenity
  17. Twila
  18. Raina
  19. Nyx
  20. Wisteria

Boy Turtle or Tortoise Names:

  1. Turtleton
  2. Atlas
  3. Thor
  4. Neptune
  5. Orion
  6. Titan
  7. Apollo
  8. Zeus
  9. Comet
  10. Captain Shell
  11. Cosmo
  12. Jupiter
  13. Quasar
  14. Galileo
  15. Flash
  16. Solaris
  17. Bolt
  18. Skyler
  19. Blaze
  20. Draco

Unique Turtle or Tortoise Names:

  1. Whimsy
  2. Mischief
  3. Noodle
  4. Pippin
  5. Snickerdoodle
  6. Quirk
  7. Nebula
  8. Wobble
  9. Gigglesnort
  10. Zephyr
  11. Turtlador
  12. Snugglewump
  13. Wigglywhisk
  14. Ziggurat
  15. Whiskerdo
  16. Fuzzle
  17. Snortle
  18. Jigglypuff
  19. Quibble
  20. Flibbertigibbet

Funny Names for a Turtle Male:

  1. Chuckleberry Chuck
  2. Sir Chuckles-a-lot
  3. Chucklehead Charlie
  4. Witty Winston
  5. Snicker Steve
  6. Chuckle Champ
  7. Giggly George
  8. Hilarious Hank
  9. Quirky Quentin
  10. Chuckle Master
  11. Laughing Larry
  12. Chuckletastic Tom
  13. Chucklin’ Chester
  14. Chuckle Buddy
  15. Chuckle King
  16. Jovial Jack
  17. Chuckle Dynamo
  18. Chucklelicious Leo
  19. Chucklestorm Sam
  20. Chuckle Royale

Funny Names for a Turtle Reddit:

  1. Reddington
  2. Snoo the Turtle
  3. Upvote Ulysses
  4. Meme Machine
  5. QuirkQuest
  6. ChuckleChirp
  7. Reddit Riddler
  8. Jokester Junction
  9. Giggly Gildor
  10. Snicker Snatcher
  11. Chuckle Commander
  12. ReddRover
  13. Pun Prince
  14. HahaHarold
  15. ChuckleCharmer
  16. SnickerSnare
  17. Jester Jinx
  18. Punslinger
  19. Quirk Quasar
  20. ChuckleChuckleBangBang

Funny Names for a Turtle Girl:

  1. Chuckleberry Belle
  2. Giggly Gemma
  3. Laughing Lily
  4. Chuckle Chick
  5. Witty Willow
  6. Snickerella
  7. ChuckleBella
  8. Jovial Jenna
  9. Giggles Galore
  10. Chuckleflower
  11. Quirky Queenie
  12. ChuckleDiva
  13. Haha Harmony
  14. Snicker Sprite
  15. Chuckle Charm
  16. Giggly Giselle
  17. Chuckle Cupcake
  18. Joyful Jasmine
  19. ChuckleMingle
  20. Whimsy Wanda

Funny Names for a Turtle Female:

  1. Chuckle Queenie
  2. Giggly Gloria
  3. Snicker Sparkle
  4. Quirky Quilla
  5. Witty Wendy
  6. Laughing Lila
  7. Chuckle Cherub
  8. Snicker Sweetie
  9. ChuckleDoll
  10. Gigglesnuggle
  11. Joyful Jolene
  12. Chuckle Cutie
  13. Haha Harmony
  14. Quirkella
  15. Chuckle Blossom
  16. Snicker Siren
  17. Giggly Gem
  18. Chuckle Butterfly
  19. Whimsy Winona
  20. Chucklestar

Funny Names for a Turtle Boy:

  1. Chuckle Champ
  2. Giggly Gus
  3. Snicker Steve
  4. Jovial Jake
  5. Witty Wyatt
  6. Chuckle Buddy
  7. Hilarious Hank
  8. Quirky Quentin
  9. Chuckle Commander
  10. Snicker Sammy
  11. Chuckle Chomp
  12. Chucklin’ Charlie
  13. Chuckle Dynamo
  14. Laughing Larry
  15. Chuckle Charmer
  16. Jester Jerry
  17. QuirkQuest
  18. Chuckle Chuck
  19. Snicker Snatcher
  20. Chuckle Royale

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conclusion

There you have it – 47 side-splitting funny turtle names for your ultimate viewing pleasure. Finding that perfect funky moniker that fits your turtle’s looks and personality makes owning them even more fun. It may take some shell-ebrating to decide, but that special name is waiting!

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