When bringing home a new turtle, one of the first big decisions is picking out the perfect funny name to match their cute little reptilian face. From funny puns to pop culture references, we’ve gathered our favorite funny names for a turtle that are sure to make you crack a smile every time you call their name.
Why Choose a Funny Name?
Lightening the mood with a goofy moniker brings some much-needed laughter into caring for your mellow pet turtle. It also helps add to their unique personality. I mean, would you rather tell your friends you have a pet named “Turt Reynolds” or just plain old “Turtle”?
How to Pick the Perfect Funny Turtle Name
When selecting a funky funny name, make sure it fits your turtle’s temperament and quirks. For my shy guy Turtlestein, an eccentric scientist name was ideal. Observe their behaviors for a few days to get inspiration. Slow and steady turtles may enjoy ironic speedy names like “Lightning”. Fitting the name to their shell patterns or colors also never goes out of style.
The Funniest Turtle Names of All Time:
Alright, let’s get to the good stuff. Without further ado, here are my picks for the funniest turtle names that are sure to become instant classics:
- Shell Silverstein
- Shellvis Presley
- Michelangelo
- Sir Hidesalot
- Speed Demon
- PokeMeMon
- Captain Shell Sparrow
- Voldetort
- M.C. Escher
- Turttlestein
- Lil Sebastion
- The Flash
- Shrek
- Harry Potterback
- Usain Bolt
- Crushington
- Shellby
- Blastoise
- Snap, Crackle, Pop
- Thomas Shellby
- Bowser
- Splinter
- Crush
And many more! What other funny turtle names can you come up with? I’d love to hear other silly ideas in the comments.
Male Turtle Names:
- Turbo
- Shellshock
- Sir Slows-a-lot
- Tank
- Quicksand
- Squirt
- Speedy
- Turtleneck
- Flash
- Bolt
- Zoomer
- Shelly Belly
- Chuckle Shell
- Zippy
- Snicker Shell
- Rocky
- Chuck Norris (Chuckle Norris)
- Flipper
- Dash
- Chucklehead
Female Turtle Names:
- Turtletina
- Speedette
- Giggle Gal
- Swiftshell
- Dolly Dash
- Zooma
- Sassy Shell
- Giggles
- Pearl
- Bubbles
- Twinkle Toes
- Snickers
- Shelly Belle
- Flicker
- Zipper
- Daisy
- Laughing Lady
- Spritz
- Turtlette
- Dazzle
Cute Turtle Names:
- Snuggle Shell
- Turtlito
- Puddle Paws
- Cheesecake
- Hug-a-Bug
- Cutie Pie
- Tiny Dancer
- Cuddle Bump
- Sweetie Shell
- Fluffball
- Jellybean
- Cozy Critter
- Marshmallow
- Dimples
- Pippin
- Sparkle
- Gummy
- Tickle Toes
- Sprout
- Cupcake
Pet Turtle Names:
- Comfy Crunch
- Snickersnap
- Fuzzy Wuzzy
- Ticklish
- Biscuit
- Snuggle Muffin
- Tickle Turt
- Mellow Munch
- Wigglebutt
- Dreamy Doodle
- Turtletude
- Snugglebug
- Purrlock
- Gigglesnack
- Snickerdoodle
- Furrball
- Huggle Bunny
- Breezy Belly
- Jiggly Jelly
- Lovebug
Funny Turtle Names:
- Chuckleberry
- Gigglebox
- Wobblebottom
- Snicker Noodle
- Quirkle
- Chuckle Chomp
- Guffaw Galore
- Jester Shell
- Witty Wiggle
- Chuckletop
- Snortle
- Giggletank
- Belly Chuckle
- Chuckleberry Finn
- Quirkmaster
- Zany Zoom
- Chortle Charm
- Chuckleberry Twist
- Ticklepickle
- Wiggly Wobble
Cool Turtle Names:
- Maverick Shell
- Shadow Stride
- Frostbite
- Zen Zephyr
- Blaze Shell
- Nimbus
- Cypher
- Volt
- Orion
- NeoShell
- Avalanche
- Sonic Surge
- Eclipse
- Storm Surge
- Titan
- Cobalt
- Phantom
- Vortex
- Obsidian
- Ignition
Famous Turtle Names:
- Leonardo (TMNT)
- Donatello (TMNT)
- Michelangelo (TMNT)
- Raphael (TMNT)
- Master Splinter (TMNT)
- Crush (Finding Nemo)
- Franklin (Franklin the Turtle)
- Squirt (Finding Nemo)
- Yertle (Yertle the Turtle – Dr. Seuss)
- Bowser (Super Mario)
- Koopa (Super Mario)
- Gamera (Japanese monster turtle)
- Koopa Troopa (Super Mario)
- Turtwig (Pokémon)
- Blastoise (Pokémon)
- Gamera (Japanese monster turtle)
- Franklin (Franklin the Turtle)
- Koopa (Super Mario)
- Squirtle (Pokémon)
- Bowser (Super Mario)
Exotic Turtle Names:
- Azura
- Zephyros
- Kyro
- Seraphina
- Quetzal
- Jazir
- Zaraq
- Elara
- Kairo
- Phoenix
- Xylo
- Zyra
- Nebula
- Sabre
- Orionis
- Valkyr
- Ulysses
- Mirage
- Xander
- Nebula
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Girl Turtle or Tortoise Names:
- Turtletessa
- Flutter
- Seraphina
- Luna
- Ariel
- Juniper
- Zoey
- Blossom
- Giselle
- Venus
- Celestia
- Petal
- Athena
- Marigold
- Crystal
- Serenity
- Twila
- Raina
- Nyx
- Wisteria
Boy Turtle or Tortoise Names:
- Turtleton
- Atlas
- Thor
- Neptune
- Orion
- Titan
- Apollo
- Zeus
- Comet
- Captain Shell
- Cosmo
- Jupiter
- Quasar
- Galileo
- Flash
- Solaris
- Bolt
- Skyler
- Blaze
- Draco
Unique Turtle or Tortoise Names:
- Whimsy
- Mischief
- Noodle
- Pippin
- Snickerdoodle
- Quirk
- Nebula
- Wobble
- Gigglesnort
- Zephyr
- Turtlador
- Snugglewump
- Wigglywhisk
- Ziggurat
- Whiskerdo
- Fuzzle
- Snortle
- Jigglypuff
- Quibble
- Flibbertigibbet
Funny Names for a Turtle Male:
- Chuckleberry Chuck
- Sir Chuckles-a-lot
- Chucklehead Charlie
- Witty Winston
- Snicker Steve
- Chuckle Champ
- Giggly George
- Hilarious Hank
- Quirky Quentin
- Chuckle Master
- Laughing Larry
- Chuckletastic Tom
- Chucklin’ Chester
- Chuckle Buddy
- Chuckle King
- Jovial Jack
- Chuckle Dynamo
- Chucklelicious Leo
- Chucklestorm Sam
- Chuckle Royale
Funny Names for a Turtle Reddit:
- Reddington
- Snoo the Turtle
- Upvote Ulysses
- Meme Machine
- QuirkQuest
- ChuckleChirp
- Reddit Riddler
- Jokester Junction
- Giggly Gildor
- Snicker Snatcher
- Chuckle Commander
- ReddRover
- Pun Prince
- HahaHarold
- ChuckleCharmer
- SnickerSnare
- Jester Jinx
- Punslinger
- Quirk Quasar
- ChuckleChuckleBangBang
Funny Names for a Turtle Girl:
- Chuckleberry Belle
- Giggly Gemma
- Laughing Lily
- Chuckle Chick
- Witty Willow
- Snickerella
- ChuckleBella
- Jovial Jenna
- Giggles Galore
- Chuckleflower
- Quirky Queenie
- ChuckleDiva
- Haha Harmony
- Snicker Sprite
- Chuckle Charm
- Giggly Giselle
- Chuckle Cupcake
- Joyful Jasmine
- ChuckleMingle
- Whimsy Wanda
Funny Names for a Turtle Female:
- Chuckle Queenie
- Giggly Gloria
- Snicker Sparkle
- Quirky Quilla
- Witty Wendy
- Laughing Lila
- Chuckle Cherub
- Snicker Sweetie
- ChuckleDoll
- Gigglesnuggle
- Joyful Jolene
- Chuckle Cutie
- Haha Harmony
- Quirkella
- Chuckle Blossom
- Snicker Siren
- Giggly Gem
- Chuckle Butterfly
- Whimsy Winona
- Chucklestar
Funny Names for a Turtle Boy:
- Chuckle Champ
- Giggly Gus
- Snicker Steve
- Jovial Jake
- Witty Wyatt
- Chuckle Buddy
- Hilarious Hank
- Quirky Quentin
- Chuckle Commander
- Snicker Sammy
- Chuckle Chomp
- Chucklin’ Charlie
- Chuckle Dynamo
- Laughing Larry
- Chuckle Charmer
- Jester Jerry
- QuirkQuest
- Chuckle Chuck
- Snicker Snatcher
- Chuckle Royale
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conclusion
There you have it – 47 side-splitting funny turtle names for your ultimate viewing pleasure. Finding that perfect funky moniker that fits your turtle’s looks and personality makes owning them even more fun. It may take some shell-ebrating to decide, but that special name is waiting!