Hats hold a special place in many of our hearts – they keep our noggins warm, protect our skin, and even show off our personal style. And if your chapeau feels like an old friend at this point, why not give it a funny nickname to match? Read on for my completely ridiculous suggestions on funny names for hats that will make you chuckle.
Why To Choose Funny Names for Hats:
Giving your favorite hat a humorous moniker is a great way to showcase your quirky personality. It also makes for some smile-inducing moments when you reference your “Sir Topham Hat” or “Lidzilla” in everyday convo. A silly nickname can even add an extra dash of confidence when you don your trusty hat, serving as a reminder to not take life too seriously.
How To Choose Funny Names for Hats:
When brainstorming funny nicknames, think about your hat’s attributes like its shape, material, size, color, and any existing embellishments. Then get punny with it! Mash together words and phrases for humorously exaggerated descriptors that highlight your hat’s standout qualities. A tall top hat could become “Topsy Turvy Hatty” while a tiny beret might be “Little Lord Bonnet.”
Here are more funny names for a variety of hat styles to spark your creativity:
- For baseball caps: Cap’n Crunch, Hatiroo, Bill Lid the Science Kid
- For beanies: The Earl of Beanie, Sir Slouches-a-Lot, Dome Sweet Dome
- For cowboy hats: The Lone Stetson, Wyatt Hatp, Wild Bill Hatsby
- For top hats: Lord Bowler, Topsy Turvy Hatty, Penthouse Hat
- For sun hats: Shady Sadie, Sunset Lidset Blvd, Sum Fun Guy
- For winter hats: Sir Freezes-a-Lot, The Abominable Hatman, Coldilocks
Funny Names for Hats with Meanings:
- Topple Cap – Because it’s always on the verge of falling off.
- Topsy Turvy Topper – For the hat that defies gravity.
- Wiggle Lid – Its propensity for wobbling makes it wiggle.
- Wonky Crown – The crooked king of hats.
- Loopy Brim – A hat with a brim that has a mind of its own.
- Slanty Beanie – Always slightly askew.
- Jiggle Jug – It jiggles when you move.
- Dizzy Dome – Guaranteed to make heads spin.
- Bounce Bonnet – Bouncy, like a trampoline for your head.
- Tilt-a-Hat – Constantly leaning to one side.
- Sway Sallet – Sways with every step you take.
- Wobble Tassel – The tassel has a life of its own.
- Doodle Beret – Looks like it was drawn by a child.
- Teeter Topper – It teeters as you walk.
- Lopsided Fedora – Perfect for those who like a bit of asymmetry.
- Goofy Galero – A hat with a playful personality.
- Wonky Wimple – Its shape is never quite right.
- Dippy Dipper – Always dipping forward.
- Jumpy Jester – A hat that can’t stay still.
- Kooky Kop – Eccentric and unconventional.
- Slinky Stetson – It moves like a slinky on your head.
- Wavy Wimple – Its waves are mesmerizing.
- Silly Sombrero – A fun twist on a classic.
- Topsy-Turvy Top Hat – This hat turns heads in more ways than one.
- Goofball Cap – For the hat that’s a bit of a goofball.
Funny Names for Hats Ideas List:
- Noodle Noggin
- Whimsy Warmer
- Zany Zapper
- Funky Flap
- Quirky Quaff
- Doodle Dandy
- Chuckle Chapeau
- Giggly Gorra
- Dizzy Do
- Jester Jumble
- Jolly Jolt
- Giggle Gatsby
- Chuckle Cloche
- Whacky Wrap
- Silly Snood
- Wobble Wimple
- Giggle Gear
- Whimsy Wrapper
- Chuckle Crown
- Doodle Dome
- Wacky Wrap
- Silly Stetson
- Giggle Gibus
- Chuckle Chapeau
- Snicker Snood
Best Hat Names:
- Snazzy Snapback
- Dapper Fedora
- Stylish Stetson
- Chic Cloche
- Trendy Trilby
- Classy Bowler
- Sleek Snap-brim
- Elegant Wide-brim
- Fashionable Flat-cap
- Sophisticated Panama
- Suave Sombrero
- Swanky Top Hat
- Classy Cabbie
- Sharp Porkpie
- Classy Cowboy
- Modish Newsboy
- Hipster Beanie
- Trendy Bucket
- Polished Pillbox
- Sassy Sunhat
- Retro Fascinator
- Funky Felt Hat
- Groovy Gatsby
- Snappy Straw Hat
- Cool Kangol
Clever Hat Names:
- Brainy Brim
- Smarty Smasher
- IntellecTopper
- Genius Gear
- Noggin Nurturer
- Smartie Stetson
- Clever Cap
- Wit Wearer
- Sharpie Skimmer
- Bright Beret
- Brain Bucket
- Quickwit Quaffer
- Sharp Chic
- Crafty Cabbie
- Brainwave Bonnet
- Sharp-Dress Fedora
- Nimble Noggin
- Quick Quip Quaker
- Genius Gizmo
- Crafty Crown
- Nifty Noggin
- Bright Idea Beanie
- Smarty Straw Hat
- Slick Thinker
- Wise Wig
Unique Hat Names:
- Quirky Quiver
- Oddball Overtop
- Uncommon Dome
- Peculiar Pate
- Singular Sombrero
- Rare Rascal
- Outlandish Outfit
- Whimsical Whopper
- Distinctive Dangler
- Individual Icicle
- Unusual Upturn
- Funky Flair
- Strange Stash
- Quaint Quirker
- Eccentric Escapade
- Funkadelic Fez
- Offbeat Orbit
- Curious Crown
- Mismatched Marvel
- Whacky Whirl
- Rare Ragtop
- Funky Fusion
- Novel Noodle
- Singular Swirl
- Outrageous Oddity
Cool Hat Names:
- Chill Chapeau
- Ice-Cool Cap
- Frosty Fedora
- Chillax Cloche
- Icy Ivy
- Cold Crown
- Coolio Cabbie
- Fresh Fez
- Smooth Stetson
- Breezy Beret
- Chilled-out Topper
- Frosty Fascinator
- Icicle Ikon
- Glacial Glam
- Arctic Attire
- Frostbite Fedora
- Chilled Charm
- Glacier Gear
- Polar Porkpie
- Arctic Aura
- Snowy Snazz
- Iced Outfit
- Frigid Fashion
- Glacier Gatsby
- Snowflake Snapback
Cute Hat Names:
- Sweetheart Sunhat
- Darling Derby
- Adorable A-Line
- Pretty Pate
- Cutie Cap
- Snuggle Snapback
- Cuddle Cloche
- Lovely Lid
- Precious Pillbox
- Hugger Hat
- Honeybee Beret
- Cutesy Cabbie
- Sugarplum Sunhat
- Petal Pusher
- Dainty Dome
- Angelic Accessory
- Sugar Snazz
- Kissable Kippah
- Cupcake Cap
- Cherub Chic
- Sweetie Stetson
- Pookie Porkpie
- Teddy Topper
- Buttercup Bonnet
- Cuddly Cowboy
Famous Hat Names:
- Charlie Chaplin’s Chapeau
- Pharrell’s Famous Fedora
- Indiana Jones’ Iconic Hat
- Sherlock’s Sleuthing Cap
- Marilyn’s Magnificent Millinery
- Jackie O’s Pillbox Perfection
- The Mad Hatter’s Marvelous Topper
- Queen Elizabeth’s Elegant Crown
- Davy Crockett’s Coonskin Cap
- Napoleon’s Notable Bicorne
- Abraham Lincoln’s Stovepipe Hat
- Michael Jackson’s Moonwalking Fedora
- Carmen Miranda’s Fruit-Filled Turban
- Carmen Sandiego’s Mysterious Hat
- Cat in the Hat’s Striped Topper
- Inspector Gadget’s Gadget Hat
- Captain Hook’s Feathered Tricorn
- Mary Poppins’ Practically Perfect Hat
- Gandalf’s Gray Wizard Hat
- Freddy Krueger’s Frightful Fedora
- Captain Jack Sparrow’s Swashbuckling Tricorn
- Santa Claus’ Signature Red Hat
- Pharaoh’s Regal Headdress
- Robin Hood’s Robin Hood Hat
- The Sorting Hat from Hogwarts
Popular Hat Names:
- Classic Cap
- Trendy Topper
- Fashionable Fedora
- Stylish Stetson
- Chic Chapeau
- Hipster Hat
- Urban Lid
- Retro Rascal
- Vintage Visor
- Modish Millinery
- Contemporary Cloche
- Cool Cap
- Streetwise Stetson
- Funky Fedora
- Trendsetting Trilby
- Snazzy Sunhat
- Slick Snapback
- Swanky Sombrero
- Dapper Derby
- Classy Cabbie
- Sophisticated Straw Hat
- Elegant Explorer
- Boho Beret
- Indie Indy
- Hip Hop Headgear
Funny Hat Names:
- Silly Skimmer
- Goofy Gatsby
- Chuckle Cap
- Wacky Wigwam
- Laughable Lid
- Clown Crown
- Jokester Topper
- Giggly Gear
- Prankster Porkpie
- Hilarious Headpiece
- Jester’s Jest
- Comical Cloche
- Whimsical Wearer
- Guffaw Gear
- Clownish Chapeau
- Hoot Hat
- Zany Zapper
- Quirky Quaff
- Funny Fedora
- Jestful Jug
- Loony Lid
- Mirthful Millinery
- Chuckling Cloche
- Gaggle Gear
- Ha-Ha Hat
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Funniest Hat Names:
- Laugh-a-Lot Lid
- Giggle Getter
- Chuckle Chapeau
- Guffaw Guise
- Snicker Stetson
- Hootin’ Headgear
- Belly-Laugh Bonnet
- Jocular Jug
- Chortle Crown
- Giggling Gear
- Funnybone Fedora
- Wacky Wig
- Hilarious Headdress
- Comic Cap
- Jestful Jug
- Gag-a-Matic Hat
- Amusing A-Frame
- Humorous Headgear
- Snicker Snood
- Gagster Gear
- Chuckle Chic
- Laugh Riot Topper
- Quip Quaffer
- Giddy Gadabout
- Haha Hat
Hilarious Hat Names:
- Belly Bopper
- Giggle Galosh
- Chuckle Chapeau
- Snort Snood
- Guffaw Guise
- Belly-Laugh Bonnet
- Jocular Jug
- Hootin’ Headgear
- Snicker Stetson
- Giggling Gear
- Belly Buster Beret
- Ho-ho Hat
- Chuckle Chic
- Gag-a-Matic Hat
- Funnybone Fedora
- Hilarious Headdress
- Laugh Riot Topper
- Jestful Jug
- Gagster Gear
- Ha-ha Hood
- Amusing A-Frame
- Snicker Snood
- Quip Quaffer
- Giddy Gadabout
- Chortle Crown
Funny Names for a Hat:
- Chucklesome Cap
- Jester’s Jingle
- Laughing Lids
- Giggler’s Gear
- Whimsy Wrapper
- Hootin’ Headdress
- Guffaw Gala
- Prankster’s Pleasure
- Wit’s Wig
- Jestful Jug
- Quip Quaffer
- Chuckle Chapeau
- Gaggle Gear
- Snicker Stetson
- Chuckling Cloche
- Jocular Jug
- Laugh-a-Lot Lid
- Ha-ha Hat
- Chortle Crown
- Wacky Wrap
- Snort Snood
- Haha Headgear
- Snickered Stetson
- Chuckle Chic
- Mirthful Millinery
Funny Big Hat Names:
- Jumbo Jester
- Giggle Giant
- Chuckle Chapeau
- Laughin’ Lid
- Guffaw Goliath
- Hilarious Helm
- Belly Laugh Bonanza
- Jester’s Jumbo
- Gaggle Goliath
- Haha Headdress
- Laugh Riot Rascal
- Snicker Snuggle
- Giggle Grin
- Chuckle Conquest
- Jumbo Joker
- Gaggle Guffaw
- Chuckle Champ
- Big Belly Buster
- Laughter Lighthouse
- Hilarious High Hat
- Guffaw Giant
- Laughing Leviathan
- Snicker Supersize
- Chuckle Colossus
- Haha Humungous
Funny Small Hat Names:
- Petite Prankster
- Chuckle Chapeaulette
- Little Laughing Lid
- Giggly Gnome
- Miniature Mirth
- Tiny Titter Topper
- Smidgen Snicker
- Guffaw Gnat
- Wee Wiggle Wearer
- Dinky Droll Dome
- Chuckling Chapeau
- Teensy Titterer
- Gaggle Giggler
- Itty-Bitty Icicle
- Micro Mirth
- Snicker Sprite
- Pint-Sized Prank
- Lilliputian Laugh
- Chuckle Chip
- Diminutive Drollery
- Miniature Merriment
- Smidge Snicker
- Nano Noggin
- Petite Pleaser
- Teeny Titter Hat
Funny Names for Boys Hat:
- Chuckle Champ Cap
- Jovial Junior
- Giggly Guy Gear
- Laughing Lad Lid
- Whimsy Whippersnapper
- Jestful Junior
- Snickered Snapback
- Chuckle Chum Chapeau
- Jester Junior
- Guffaw Grommet
- Belly-Laughs Boy
- Giggle Gents’ Gear
- Chuckle Crown Cub
- Haha Head Honcho
- Jocular Jockey
- Chuckling Chap Cap
- Chortle Chum
- Laugh Riot Rascal
- Jumbo Joker Junior
- Wacky Whippersnapper
- Chuckle Chum Chapeau
- Haha Headgear Hero
- Guffaw Gent
- Giggly Gentlemen’s Gear
- Jestful Juvie
Funny Names for Girls Hat:
- Laughing Lass Lid
- Giggly Gal Gear
- Chuckle Chick Chapeau
- Jolly Juvie Jewel
- Whimsy Woman’s Wear
- Jestful Jane
- Snickered Sunhat
- Chuckle Chick Cap
- Jesterette
- Guffaw Girl Gear
- Belly-Laughing Belle
- Giggle Gals’ Gear
- Chuckle Crown Cutie
- Haha Head Honcha
- Jocular Jenny
- Chuckling Chick Cap
- Chortle Chick
- Laugh Riot Rascal
- Jumbo Joker Junior
- Wacky Woman’s Wear
- Chuckle Chick Chapeau
- Haha Headgear Heroine
- Guffaw Girl
- Giggly Gals’ Gear
- Jestful Juvenile
Funny Names for Kids Hat:
- Chuckle Kiddo Cap
- Jolly Juvenile Jewel
- Giggle Gear for Kids
- Laughing Little Lid
- Whimsy Wee Wear
- Jestful Junior Jewels
- Snickered Sunhat for Kids
- Chuckle Cub Cap
- Jesterette for Kids
- Guffaw Gear for Girls and Boys
- Belly-Laughing Buddy
- Giggle Gear for Girls and Boys
- Chuckle Crown for Cuties
- Haha Head Honcho for Kids
- Jocular Junior Jewels
- Chuckling Child Cap
- Chortle Child
- Laugh Riot for Rascals
- Jumbo Joker Junior Jewels
- Wacky Wear for Wee Ones
- Chuckle Kiddo Chapeau
- Haha Headgear Hero for Kids
- Guffaw Gear for Kids
- Giggly Gear for Girls and Boys
- Jestful Juvenile Jewels
Funny Nicknames For Hat:
- Chuckle Chapeau
- Jester’s Jest
- Laugh-a-Lot Lid
- Ha-ha Hat
- Guffaw Gear
- Snicker Stetson
- Chuckling Cloche
- Hilarious Headdress
- Snicker Snood
- Quip Quaffer
- Gaggle Gear
- Laugh Riot Topper
- Jestful Jug
- Giddy Gadabout
- Chortle Crown
- Mirthful Millinery
- Wacky Wrap
- Haha Headgear
- Chuckle Chic
- Laughing Lids
- Giggly Gnome
- Dinky Droll Dome
- Miniature Mirth
- Teensy Titterer
- Micro Mirth
Hat Themed Party Names:
- Hat-tastic Bash
- Mad Hatter’s Mixer
- Cap Carnival
- Tip-Top Topper Party
- Crazy Hat Celebration
- Hat Heaven Fiesta
- Lid Lovers’ Lounge
- Toppers’ Tingle
- Hat-a-Palooza
- Fancy Fascinator Fete
- Chapeau Cha-cha
- Fedora Festivity
- Bonnet Bonanza
- Hat Parade Party
- Cap-a-thon
- Beanie Bash
- Hat Hoopla
- Brim Blast
- Crazy Crown Craze
- Topper Tussle
- Hat Trick Happening
- Snazzy Snood Soirée
- Wacky Wigwam Wobble
- Posh Pillbox Party
- Chic Chapeau Celebration
Hat Business Names Ideas:
- Crown Craze Co.
- Lid Lovers Ltd.
- Topper Tribe
- Cap Carnival Creations
- Chapeau Charmers
- Hat Heaven Enterprises
- Snazzy Snood Supply
- Toppers & Trims
- Brim Boutique
- Crazy Crown Creators
- Fedora Fanatics
- Whimsy Wear Warehouse
- Snazzy Stetson Studio
- Hat-tastic Trends
- Top Hat Traders
- Bonnet Bazaar
- Toppers Galore
- Wacky Wigwam Works
- Beanie Bonanza
- Hat Haven
- Stylish Sombrero Suppliers
- Headgear Hub
- Crowned Creations
- Chic Chapeau Collective
- Trendy Topper Trading Co.
Business Name Ideas For a Hat Company:
- Crown Creations Co.
- Hat Haven Enterprises
- Lid Lovers Ltd.
- Topper Trendsetters
- Chapeau Charmers
- Hat Heaven Holdings
- Snazzy Snood Suppliers
- Toppers & Trims Inc.
- Brim Boutique
- Crown Couture Creations
- Fedora Fanatics Inc.
- Whimsy Wear Works
- Snazzy Stetson Studio
- Hat-tastic Trends
- Top Hat Traders Inc.
- Bonnet Bazaar Enterprises
- Toppers Galore Ltd.
- Wacky Wigwam Works
- Beanie Bonanza Co.
- Hat Haven Holdings
- Stylish Sombrero Suppliers
- Headgear Hub Inc.
- Crowned Creations Co.
- Chic Chapeau Collective
- Trendy Topper Trading Co.
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Conclusion:
Hopefully these silly suggestions gave you some laughs and helped inspire the perfect funny nickname for your beloved hat. At the very least, I bet you’ll smile next time you sport that newly christened “Sum Fun Guy” sun hat or cozy up in your trusty “Coldilocks” winter wear. Let your hat’s moniker reflect the smiles it brings you each time you don it!