Ever looked at someone’s smile and thought their teeth could use some sprucing up name-wise? I know I have! As someone who loves wordplay and dental puns (yeah, it’s a thing), I couldn’t resist putting together a list of funny names for teeth. Whether you want to nickname that wonky canine or jazz up those boring molars, this list will sink its dentures into you and leave you beaming!
Why Choose Funny Names for Teeth?
I mean, why not? Life’s too short not to name your pearly whites. It’s a great way to make people laugh and show off your sense of humor. Plus, giving each tooth their own designation can make visits to the dentist a little less intimidating. “Hello Dr. Smith, please meet Rotty the Rotten Molar!” See? Instant grin.
How to Choose the Best Toothy Names
While coming up with punny monikers, I looked for names that captured the tooth’s personality or appearance. Like Chip for a chipped incisor or Sweet Tooth for that molar that just loves candy. You can base the name on things like color, location, condition, or even perceived occupation (Wisdom does sound rather scholarly). Get creative and don’t be afraid to use wordplay!
Funny Names for Your Gnashers without further ado, here are some chomper appellations that will leave you chortling:
- Snaggle the Canine
- Plaque Jack
- Calci-Yum the Sweet Molar
- Goldilocks and the Three Molars
- Captain Cavity
- Dracula the Fang
- Rotty McRotten and the Root Canals
Pretty punny, right? I got a good giggle inventing each one. Feel free to use any name that tickles your funny bone!
What is a nickname for teeth?
Some examples of nicknames for teeth given in the blog post are Snaggle the Canine, Plaque Jack, Calci-Yum the Sweet Molar, Captain Cavity, and Rotty McRotten. Any creative, punny, or descriptive name you give to a specific tooth can be considered a nickname.
What is tooth slang?
Teeth slang refers to informal words used to describe teeth, such as gnashers, chompers, pearly whites, or fangs. These types of slang words may be used in funny names for adding a playful vibe.
What is the nickname for fake teeth?
Some humorous fake teeth nicknames could be:
- Denchie the Denture
- Polly the Prosthodontics
- Auntie Denta the Dental Plate
What is another name for teeth?
Some other names used to refer to teeth include:
- Dentition
- Dental Assembly
- Gnashers
- Ivories
- Pearly Whites
- Incisors, Canines, Molars (types of teeth)
Funny Names for Teeth:
- Chompers
- Pearly whites
- Chew buddies
- Bitey bits
- Grin gears
- Jolly molars
- Snicker snappers
- Laugh lines
- Giggly gnashers
- Chuckle choppers
- Whimsy wisdoms
- Smile stones
- Quip quills
- Snicker sockets
- Haha incisors
- Amuse enamel
- Jest jowls
- Guffaw grinders
- Wit wisdoms
- Quirk quivers
- Joke jaws
- Jest jewels
- Snicker spurs
- Hilarious hinges
- Humor hinders
Catchy Teeth Names:
- Sparkle bites
- Snazzy nibblers
- Quirky quenchers
- Glimmer grinders
- Snappy nibs
- Jive jawlines
- Zesty zappers
- Zing zangs
- Gleam gears
- Razzle razors
- Dazzle dentils
- Jolt jowls
- Snicker sparks
- Zany zappers
- Glint gems
- Flash fangs
- Zing zips
- Zest zonks
- Zip zops
- Crackle canines
- Snap sparklers
- Spiffy spurs
- Dash dentins
- Sizzle snappers
- Vivid vamps
Unique Names for Teeth:
- Singular nibbles
- Uncommon molars
- Distinct dentins
- Rare razors
- Oddball nibs
- Quaint quills
- Unusual incisors
- Eccentric enamel
- Singular sockets
- Exceptional essence
- Individual ivories
- Standalone stones
- Singular spurs
- Quizzical quenchers
- Uncommon units
- Rare razors
- Different dentils
- Special sparklers
- Exceptional edgers
- Unique units
- Distinctive dentils
- Outlandish opals
- Singular spouts
- Uncommon uppers
- Rare roots
Cute Teeth Names:
- Sweet nibs
- Darling dentils
- Adorable incisors
- Precious pearls
- Charming chompers
- Cutie canines
- Snuggle sockets
- Baby bites
- Tiny teethies
- Little laugh lines
- Cuddle cuspids
- Dainty dentins
- Snugly snappers
- Petal pearls
- Mini molars
- Tender tusks
- Lovable lines
- Dear dentures
- Angelic arches
- Sweetie sparklers
- Huggable hinges
- Butterfly biters
- Cupcake canines
- Teeny treasures
- Loveable lovelies
Creative Names for Teeth:
- Whimsy whispers
- Fantasy fangs
- Dreamy dentils
- Artful arches
- Mystic molars
- Imaginative incisors
- Creative canines
- Visionary vamps
- Enchanted enamel
- Quirky quotes
- Surreal sparklers
- Eccentric edgers
- Curious cuspids
- Innovative incisors
- Artistic arches
- Wonderland wisdoms
- Peculiar pearls
- Whimsical whittles
- Dazzle dentins
- Fancy fangs
- Playful pearls
- Unique units
- Imaginary ivories
- Unconventional uppers
- Creative cutters
Funny Names for Teeth Girl:
- Giggly grins
- Sassy smilers
- Cherry chompettes
- Whimsy women
- Darling dentinas
- Laughter lovelies
- Snicker sweeties
- Quirky queens
- Chortle chicks
- Guffaw goddesses
- Witty women
- Sparkle sirens
- Jovial jewels
- Chuckle charmers
- Gleeful gals
- Snicker sirens
- Grin girls
- Quip queens
- Witty winks
- Haha hotties
- Jest janes
- Amuse angels
- Snicker sweethearts
- Playful princesses
- Jolly jills
Funny Names for Bad Teeth:
- Grouch grinders
- Grumble gnashers
- Snarl sockets
- Cranky canines
- Whine whittles
- Frown fangs
- Griped grinders
- Grizzle gums
- Wince whizzers
- Moody molars
- Complain cuspids
- Muttered munchers
- Gripe gems
- Grouse grinders
- Sour sparklers
- Pout pearls
- Grumble grooves
- Cranky chompers
- Gruff growlers
- Snarky snappers
- Sulky sockets
- Grumpy grinders
- Whinge whittles
- Mopey molars
- Sulk sparklers
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Nickname for Someone with Big Teeth:
- Jumbo jaws
- Mega molars
- Giant grinders
- Massive munchers
- King-size canines
- Gargantuan gnashers
- Biggie biters
- Colossal chompers
- Whopper whittles
- Oversize opals
- Enormous enamel
- Huge hinges
- Towering tusks
- Grand grin gears
- Goliath gems
- Mighty molars
- Jumbo jowls
- Super-sized sparklers
- Big bash biters
- Titan teeth
- Giant grins
- Bigwig whizzers
- Monstrous munchers
- Colossus cuspids
- Behemoth bites
Slang for White Teeth:
- Snowy sparklers
- Ivory illuminators
- Pearl pillars
- Alabaster arches
- Crystal canines
- Frosty fangs
- Milky molars
- Blanc biters
- Ivory inlays
- Pearly pillars
- Gleaming grinders
- Crystal chompers
- Frosty flossers
- Ivory incisors
- Shimmering sparklers
- Luminous line-up
- Opal opulence
- Gleam gems
- Dazzle dentils
- Radiant razors
- Lustrous laughs
- Glimmering gnashers
- Snow-white sparklers
- Polished pearls
- Diamond dazzlers
Funny Names for Missing Teeth:
- Gap grinders
- Hole hounds
- Mismatched molars
- Absent arches
- Space spurs
- Void vamps
- Lacuna laughs
- Hollow hinges
- Vacant vitals
- Blank bites
- Abyssal arches
- Missing munchers
- Empty enigmas
- Gape grins
- Hollowed hooters
- Void vittles
- Gap-tooth guffaws
- Empty essentials
- Hollow humor
- Blank bite bits
- Gap-tooth giggles
- Lost line-up
- Absence amuse
- Vanished vamps
- Hollow humor
Cockney Slang for Teeth:
- Barnet biters
- Plates of meat
- Dog and bone dentils
- Bread and honey bites
- Loaf of bread lines
- Trouble and strife tusks
- Ruby reds
- Mince pie pearls
- Apples and pears incisors
- Hank of hair hinges
- Plates of dates
- Plates of bait
- Trouble and strife trims
- Whistle and flute whites
- Dog and bone dentins
- Butcher’s hook biters
- Plates of skate
- Trouble and strife tushies
- Mince pie munchers
- Hank of hair hooters
- Apples and pears arches
- Dog and bone dazzlers
- Hank of hair hinges
- Bread and honey biters
- Dog and bone dentures
British Slang for Teeth:
- Chomping choppers
- Gnashers
- Pegs
- Nashers
- Pearly pegs
- Nibblers
- Grinders
- Molars
- Incisors
- Fangs
- Dentures
- Tusks
- Pearlies
- Ivory towers
- Chewers
- Biting bits
- Jowls
- Biscuit bashers
- Tooth twins
- Tusk twins
- White wonders
- Chaw champs
- Gob gems
- Laugh lines
- Biters
Missing tooth nicknames
- Gap Grinner
- Hollow Hoot
- Void Victor
- Gappy Giggler
- Absence Amigo
- Gap-Toothed Guffaw
- Smile Spaces
- Lost Laugher
- Holey Humorist
- Gape Grin
- Absentee Amuser
- Hollowed Howler
- Lighthearted Lacuna
- Giggly Gapster
- Vanished Vamper
- Absent Amuser
- Missing Mirth
- Gappy Grinster
- Hollowed Hilarity
- Chuckling Chasm
- Vacant Vamper
- Laugh Lacuna
- Guffaw Gap
- Chuckle Chasm
- Mirthful Missing
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Conclusion:
There you have it, folks – some silly and amusing names for bringing cheer to even the dingiest teeth. Try out a few of those dentures of yours and get ready to grin, guffaw, and cackle away! Whether you want to make friends chuckle or cope with dental anxiety, funny tooth names get the job done. Just don’t forget to floss Captain Cavity and crew!